metro status

When you don't have a car and must ride the Metro to get where you're going.

Q: Did you drive here?
A: Nah, tonight I'm on Metro Status.

by dc metro fan May 13, 2010

Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.

Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.

by Statusjacker April 26, 2017

Grub status

When something exceeds the outer limits of grubby and becomes grub status.

Boburt: Yeah so i was jacking off to some GMilf porn then i jizzed in myown mouth and it tasted hecka good, so i saved some more in a water bottle so i can add it to boring drinks.

Guy 1: that's grubby

Guy 2: Dood thats Grub STATUS

by raiderjason December 6, 2011

Marriott status

When you dodge a question by staying quiet or saying “uhhhh.....”

Pheonix: “hey did you get top before?”
Xavier: “......uhhhh.....”
Brandon: “He’s on his Marriott status again”

by Dumbrigga November 10, 2017

status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

by MiserableDesperation July 20, 2010

Status Wank

When someone "likes" their own status on Facebook

John Smith is a status wanker

John Smith likes this

by el foldo December 1, 2011

cori status

Derived from a child named Cori that had constant trouble pooping. That sensation of unbearable stomach cramping prior to diarrhea of a waterfall nature.

I need to use the bathroom I have cori status.
I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and it gave me cori status.
I barely slept at all last night. I had cori status.

by cori'status mom May 14, 2015