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Dookie Squat

1.The position most animals get in when trying to pass a bowel movement. i.e. dogs and cats.
2.Position a human will get in when he/she needs to shit and no toilet is available.
Nick-That dog is gonna shit.
Dave-How do you know?
Nick-It's going into a dookie squat


He is such a loser. We told him to go before we left to go fishing. Now he is in the bushes copping a dookie squat with no toilet paper.
by Nicky Jam Jam April 27, 2009
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Sumo Squat

To squat down like a sumo wrestler to separate your sweaty ball sack from your thighs, after sitting with your legs closed for a long period of time.
Marty - Man, after driving for hours my balls got stuck to my thighs causing me to "sumo squat".

Anthony - LOLOLOLOL!

An Example of a Sumo Squat:
by Teh Asian One September 18, 2009
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Black Metal Squat

A type of squat characterized by bent knees in a position similiar to a normal squat, except you play air guitar and wear face paint. More extreme than other squats.
I was thinkin about doing some black metal squats to work out my glutes and praise satan
by Cameron82190 June 12, 2007
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jack squat

by piewire September 19, 2003
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Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.
The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.
by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010
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Diesel Squat

The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.
"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"

"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."
by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011
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Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.
Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.
by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017
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