shwank

Like shagging but without penetration, using other body parts of partner to masturbate.

I shwanked her butt cheeks!

by Dave Rimmer February 3, 2004

shwance

alt. sp.: shwance; schwoahnse; schwohnse, IPA: /ʃwɑ̃nsɛ/

eth. Derived from French-German pro wrestler Pfärd E. Shwance 1880 - 1944

Anything; universally applicable word.

"Alors on Shwance" - Stromae

by Ed von Schleck May 15, 2010

Spanch

The liquids and lubricants of sperm and ranch somehow mixed toghether.

spanch dressing, she had ranch and sperm on her face,

by damebizzle tizzle April 2, 2009

shwank

smell like BO

damn you shwank.... take a shower!

by Hilary and Jade April 4, 2003

The Shwanger

Me. I'm The Shwanger! :D

Haha! SHRANK YER DANK!

Hey. Wang. Shwang yer dang. A ri-rack spishack: a shiggity DANG!

by The Shwanger December 14, 2004

Shwanger

having one's weiner licked whilst one takes a piss on the partner's face

he had to pee, so he thought a shwanger was just the ticket

by S. Wilson June 8, 2003

span span

Using the colbourne doubling technique span a completely ordinary word is made into an insult, it effectivly means monkey fest but knowing this means it insults many ppl.

You are such a span span and ur also retarded.

by twigon July 16, 2008