sprinkle gift

A gift that a closeted boss gives his employee with the intention of getting in his pants, even though both men are married with children.
"You have done so much for the company. I know you have a child on the way, so on behalf of the company, I'd like to buy you a stroller. Sprinkle Gift ;)
by AceShrift October 20, 2015
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seattle sprinkle

When you nut around the room, sprinkling it around.
Dude, I just seattle sprinkled her room and now she wants me out
by Xippo June 07, 2024
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Turd Sprinkle

When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
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sprinkle-ify

The word "sprinkle-ify" is a word that means to add sprinkles. This word was created by popular art and craft YouTuber, Moriah Elizabeth.
"Time to... SPRINKLE-IFY it!"
by lOvElY wRiTr January 27, 2021
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Dick sprinkles

When jeffy takes too long picking up his gay bro from the Northstar and leaves us waiting for him because we love dem dick sprinkles
Jeff check ur pocket watd u find? Nothing? Dick sprinkler got u again?? Dick sprinkles
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021
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Sprinkled

Ingrid Rollema is well sprinkled
by PAPIHOTLINE May 22, 2022
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Tism' Sprinkles

Having an orgasmic experience via over stimulation.
Got some tism' sprinkles lastnight... shit was weird.
by Ennerney dwink? September 15, 2023
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