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Hallway Speeding

When a person runs inbetween classes to get to the next class or to be first in line for lunch. This usually happens in highschool and mostly happens with freshman. Seen as speeding because they run like an idiot unlike others and other people usually hope they trip and eat shit in the hallway
A: "stupid freshman running to their next class"

B: "Yeah man someone should give them a hallway speeding ticket"

Or

*Sees freshie running*
A: "God i hope that kid trips"
by SneakySniper April 27, 2015
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Thot Spreading

The act of a thot spreading her legs as far as they can go to attract mates
“Damn man, look at that girl thot spreading over there
by TH01 destroyer 9001 June 8, 2018
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Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.
Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.
by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018
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Trump-spreading

What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Start spreading the cheese

Hey give me cheese it is national “start spreading the cheese” day
by Pelley November 4, 2020
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fam spreading

When a family or group of friends spreads out in a walkway so that others cannot pass them.
Oh great, another family is fam spreading, now we have to walk slowly behind them.
by BirchJulius December 14, 2020
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fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021
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