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Spoodurance Trials

The Spoodurance Trials are most accurately defined as the Vampire Sex Olympics, in which 4 contestants of a Twilight order compete to please their judges in any sex-related way possible.

The competitors are from Stephenie Meyer's books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and more to come. They are: Carlisle Cullen, a.k.a. Dr. Feel, Emmett Cullen, the "bear" man, Jasper Hale, who keeps on whamming and whamming and whamming, and Edward Cullen, who knows what you want and exactly how you want it.

The Spoodurance Trials took place on the Twilight Lexicon on the imfamous Vampire Mating Threads. The official mascot for Trials is Spooderman, who made regular appearances throughout the event. Over a period of 4 days, the contestants were given ONE chance with each judge, and their individual trainers assisted them in this task.

Also see: spoo, Edward Cullen
The Spoodurance Trials unearthed much in the way of disturbing, yet satisfying, thoughts. Some of these include: mechanical bulls, Batman costumes, genderless Ryan Seacrest, snakes, pole dancing for vampires, glow-in-the-dark condoms, Kama Sutra and paint by the bucketloads.
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spiderman sheets

Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.
"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."
by brecky August 21, 2007
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Shooterman

A nitrous oxide canister or balloon, for recreational use.
I've just hacked the most intense Shooterman ever!
by Origin ASW September 26, 2008
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Spidermanned

getting drawn on by other people when you pass out at a party. the design they draw is like spiderman.
She got so drunk and passed out on the couch so we spidermanned her.
by spiderman-er June 25, 2010
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Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe!

A new form of the game Rock, Paper, Scissors in which Shoe steps on Spiderman, Spiderman steals Pistols, and Pistols shoot Shoe laces.

start by yelling SPIDERMAN,PISTOL,SHOE,I CHOOSE YOU!
Matt-I played Spiderman, Pistol, Shoe! and won everytime!

Dan-Let's play now!
by MATTizAWESOME May 21, 2010
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Spiderman

When a man ejaculates into his hand and proceeds to throw it at an naked woman. The man then proceeds to lick his semen off the woman's body.
by VKoi August 7, 2015
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Spiderman Slap

The act of ejaculating in your hand, then proceed to bitch slam an unsuspecting victim.
Then I came in my hand, so I Spiderman Slapped the bitch.
by Knightning June 16, 2016
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