speaker vomit

The annoying noise that comes from the speaker when it is not working properly. (Feedback, static, etc..)

I have a headach now because of all this speaker vomit.

by EvilPancake November 28, 2005

speaking neon

1. Speaking of something beyond the listener's comprehension.

2. Speaking of something that makes no sense whatsoever, ultimately confusing the listener.

1. Speaker - "Man, I was up all night last night reading about the protein synthesis and replication of deoxyribonucleic acid."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

2. Speaker - "Man, last night I hopped on the midnight sasquatch and rode the monkey rainbow."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

by Imabashew September 12, 2007

Pigney Spears

A fat, washed up pop singer from Louisiana, Britney Spears, aka, Pigney Spears is best known for her nasally, out of tune voice, her lip syncing in concerts, her love of cheetos and Venti frappuccinos, her stained clothing, her chain smoking, her bitten down, half polished nails, her acne filled skin, and her terrific marriage to K-Fed.

Most recently known for going bat shit crazy, shaving off her hair, gaining 50 pounds, losing custody of her kids, failing career, showing off her gross vagina in public, yelling out "mah pussy is hanging out" in concert. She knows how to keep it classy.

Call Christina "Floptina" all you want, but at least she isn't a train wreck like Pigney. she never lost custody of her son.

We went to see Pigney Spears in concert and all she did as stand there and lip sync!

Pigney Spears has the skin of a 46 year old woman

Pigney Spears is bat shit insane

by xtina420 May 2, 2010

AOL speak

adj. used to describe crappy writing for people who are too bored to type out the whole sentence. can be seen as the degression of talk. for we have gone from saying highschool to school to skewl to skwl and now we are at "shit" Can be seen the generations hyroglyphics but is rather seen as the stupid writing that takes 10 minuets do decode if you have not studied it. Generally used by people who want to type faster then their friend but end up typing a usless form of skrawl.

typical usage words: lol, rofl, lmao, gtg, ttyl, brb, afk, omg, omfg, wtf, dn, skl and such...
typical AOL speak: lmao, ha funi shit, u be sey rofl cnt fukn get over dat... omfg wtf my fukn tech wnt nw? she a bitch! wll gtg, ttyl, brb, l8rz!

by Rat Allen May 20, 2005

derp-speak

The act of speaking stupid crazy ass shit that has absolutly no basis in common reality. What most radical political, social and religious individuals use to communicate conspiracy theories, troll trash talk or the losing side of a political or theological argument.

A prerequisite for becoming a rightwing blog troll is a mastery of derp-speak.

by Sam Sara November 21, 2013

Jamie Lynn Spears

Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

jamie lynn spears

Some sixteen year old pregnant hoe with some effed up sister named Britney Spears.

"Yo do you watch Zoe 101"
"Only since that bitch Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up!"

by JonahJonahBabe January 9, 2008