Shimano Tourney

shitty bicycle components that are found on BSOs from walmart and on shitty Trek Emonda series.

Marjane: This shimano tourney shifting is broken
Atticus: heres what to do: throw that shitty BSO into the landfill.
Marjane: but its my $8,000 Trek Emonda SL7
Atticus: Sorry ma'm but for your fucking safety, I have to toss it into a landfill. This bicycle actually comes eqquipted with "24 speed" drivetrain so that Trek could mass market this exact model in Walmart, along with Huffy and Schwinn. Trek wants to make money for drug dealers, thats it.

by Knmagor May 17, 2023

shimax

Reaching climax and shitting yourself at the same time.

“Yes, yes, yes. Yes I’ve just shimaxed!”

by Nikkinakkynoo May 28, 2023

shimauri

fuck ass bob ,sid the sloth looking ass hoe ,glorilla looking ass hoe ,bop ass hoe ,amanda the adventurer looking hoe.

aniyla: eww what’s that smell
peyten: shimauri..

by peyy June 6, 2023

Sima

An expression of excitement

I got a new cat, so sima !!

by Cats and spiders woah July 18, 2023

sdima

In Xhosa it means dignity

So she put her sdima at stake just for jokes?

by Mbali the house keeper August 23, 2023

Shima Enaga

An adorable Japanese bird that looks like a cotton ball. They are only found in Hokkaido.

Person 1: WHEN I WENT TO JAPAN, I GOT TO FINALLY SEE A SHIMA ENAGA!

Person 2: WOW, YOU’RE SO LUCKY!

by ShortStackSnake October 14, 2023

Shima Enaga

An adorable Japanese bird that looks like a cotton ball. They are only found in Hokkaido.

Person 1: WHEN I WENT TO JAPAN, I FINALLY GOT TO SEE A SHIMA ENAGA!

Person 2: WOW, YOU’RE SO LUCKY!

by ShortStackSnake October 14, 2023