pain smile

A facial expression resembling a strained, or forced smile, usually resulting from an embarassing moment, or an uncomfortable situation.

Pooper had the biggest pain smile when Sharon rejected his overt sexual advances.

Ed's pain smile could be seen for miles after he was caught "waxing on" and "waxing off".

Paul's pain smile was quite evident when he was asked to pick up the bar bill.

When the bouncer confiscated his fake ID, all Joe could do was shrug his shoulders, put on a pain smile, and walk out the door.

by Bullet Bob July 26, 2006

vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

vasoline smile

An artificial smile that resembles the forced smiles of beauty pageant contestants. Women entered in these contests will put vasoline on their teeth to keep their lips from sticking to their teeth when they smile.

The Miss America contestants flashed their best vasoline smiles at the judges as they walked by.

by Hackermom July 24, 2008

Smelony

The act of emitting a foul or raunchy odor from one’s nether region that is so offensive to the smelling sense of another, it should be classified by law as a felony.

“My co-worker was in the cafeteria earlier today eating a burrito then came by my cubicle later on and committed a smelony. He should be arrested!!"

by SFJ454 February 11, 2009

chelsea smile

To slice the mouth on either side then kneeing the victim in the groin causing the mouth to tear. Popular in British prison.

I'm gonna give that nonce a chelsea smile.

by pippa from home and away April 18, 2003

Smile Dog

In old urban legend that shows a photo of a dog with creepy human teeth that is smiling. Urban legend is that if you don’t share that photo with around 10 people you will die. One of the most famous quotes is “spread the word”

person 1: omg someone sent me the smile dog picture
Person 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10:* blocks person 1*

by Persais101 November 9, 2019

the silombe effect

Is when a person turns up late, usually after getting lost , missing the bus, train etc. The party that watches him/her arrive late for something, sometimes is inclined to give hand gestures and have a discussion on what excuses there are for being late.

Him/Her(The Silombe effect arriving)

The party - " probably woke up late , nah missed the bus, moisturising elbows"

The Silombe arrives - " Mans got jacked init"

The party - " chus"

by jebby1000 September 19, 2010