(Texts)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
My friend:hey wanna hear a punny joke
Me: Oh god please no
My friend: oh, okay ;-;
Me: good, cuz your jokes make me wanna commit super slide
My friend: Wut?
Me :Ugh I hate autocorrect
My friend:???
Me: I meant Suicide ;-;
My friend: are my jokes really that bad ;-;
Me: Yes
(This is a literal convo I had with my friend)
by HelloImmaPerson September 19, 2019

by ASanchez September 27, 2006

by Khaytsus May 2, 2007

The Act of making a left turn as soon as the light turns green in fromt of opposing traffic without the aid of a left turn arrow. The Pittsburgh Slide is an act of disrespect to the first car in line of opposing traffic.
by J-Hi September 29, 2003

by Mac Ditty November 23, 2003

(noun) The state of one's vagina after giving birth to three or more children, or after excessive dvda
"Man, I'm not going to hit that. Everyone knows about that girl. I'm not in the mood for a watermelon slide tonight."
by Sara Poundme April 5, 2006
