by GeeMoney100 October 2, 2016
Get the Sleep on memug. A long standing tradition of the International Baccalaureate (IB) where students are restricted from sleeping due to the ProCAStination and assignments due with acronyms, like ToK, IOP, IOC, IA, EE, DCP, CE, etc. Each student must re-enact this ceremony, which requires them to neglect their sleep continuously in order to be able to pass the IB.
Symptoms include (varies with person): Mental Breakdowns, Coffee Overdose, Migraines, Plagiarism, Regret over IB, among many others.
Also, students who state that they had 4 hours of solid sleep are to be considered gifted, and those who receive up to 8 hours are considered God-Blessed. However, those who receive more than 8 hours are either failing the IB, or doesn't give a ****.
Sleep Deprivation also has its benefits for the IB program, though...
Students gain the ability to BS on anything and at anytime due to the lack of sleep. They become highly analytical and could fit in a week's amount of homework in one night. These students could be credited for their sophisticated 1-hour essays that require scholars with PhD and years of experience to assemble in about a month.
Symptoms include (varies with person): Mental Breakdowns, Coffee Overdose, Migraines, Plagiarism, Regret over IB, among many others.
Also, students who state that they had 4 hours of solid sleep are to be considered gifted, and those who receive up to 8 hours are considered God-Blessed. However, those who receive more than 8 hours are either failing the IB, or doesn't give a ****.
Sleep Deprivation also has its benefits for the IB program, though...
Students gain the ability to BS on anything and at anytime due to the lack of sleep. They become highly analytical and could fit in a week's amount of homework in one night. These students could be credited for their sophisticated 1-hour essays that require scholars with PhD and years of experience to assemble in about a month.
Student 1: I have 3 hours of sleep on average. I am suffering from Sleep Deprivation!
Student 2: Please, I had 2 hours of sleep for 2 days! I suffer it more than you do!
Student 3: Haha, noobs, I've been awake for 2 days in a row! I AM THE DEFINITION OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION! You must kneel before me!
Student 2: Please, I had 2 hours of sleep for 2 days! I suffer it more than you do!
Student 3: Haha, noobs, I've been awake for 2 days in a row! I AM THE DEFINITION OF SLEEP DEPRIVATION! You must kneel before me!
by Sir Azder November 3, 2013
Get the Sleep Deprivationmug. The act of answering a telephone call or having a conversation with someone while sleeping, then later having no recollection it took place.
Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.
Best utilized when asking favors of friends they would normally not agree to.
Ryan: Hey John where are your car keys at? I'm going to be late for my date tonight.
John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...
Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.
John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.
Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!
John: Huh? I didn't say you could borrow my car...
Ryan: Yea you did, I asked you this morning before I went to work at 5:30 and you said it was cool.
John: Yea, I was sleep talking, ass hole.
Ryan: That sounds like a personal problem, now give me your keys!
by Mr. Bad May 20, 2011
Get the Sleep Talkingmug. Going to sleep fully clothed and waking up naked due to stripping while sleeping when the A/C isn't working.
by HKFL June 3, 2011
Get the Sleep stripmug. Effects of sleep deprivation resulting in the person being slightly confused and have slower reaction time, somewhat similar to the effects of marijuana.
by ⬆⬅⬊⬊⬆⬅⬅ January 16, 2018
Get the Sleep Highmug. "Dude, the bottom part of my bumper came off because I didn't see the sleeping policeman on the road!"
by WOng7713 January 21, 2008
Get the sleeping policemanmug. To temporarily shut off the thinking part of your brain and focus only at the task at hand, such as eating, playing video games, watching television, or exercising.
Husband: ".........." (Eats dinner while running sleep mode)
Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"
Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
Wife: "Whatcha thinking about?"
Husband: "..........Nothing." (Continues eating as he enters sleep mode again)
by Red_Shaft July 17, 2017
Get the Sleep Modemug.