nad sitting

v. plopping down directly onto testes.

When you get home from work, you sit in your recliner and your wife comes up and plops directly on the left and right testes. All you can do is cry and say, "please get off of me." Then she repositions herself and squashes only the left one. She insists she is trying to be affectionate, when all she is really doing is nad sitting!

by eusadnama November 27, 2013

shitter sitter

A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.

Ron arrived at work, and immediately headed to the bathroom for his 20 min. shitter sitter.

by DPJ626 April 28, 2014

one sitting

Doing something without stopping for a Limited Period

I Drunk 5 Bottles in One Sitting

by She Loves Sarcasm December 6, 2017

Hey Shitty

The activation phrase that can and should be used to start an iOS Siri command.

While other funny phrases can't be used, phrases close to "Hey Siri" can be. So when activating that feature, I picked "Hey Shitty". So now I can say "Hey Shitty, start a timer for 10 minutes" which is funny, productive, and an accurate name all at the same time.

by TDinKS September 29, 2020

Pixie Sitter

A person who passes out from pain while getting a tattoo.

They ended up being a pixie sitter during their tattoo session.

by Tangbangarang July 7, 2021

sitting on pete's couch

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, what happened today?

Nothing. Just spendt all day sitting on Pete's couch.

Whoa. You must be wasted.

Do you have any Twinkies?

by beefylinks September 26, 2006

sitting orgasm

When a small object, action, or any otherwise normally unintimate thing causes an immediate, usually shocking response.

Ash showed Lauren a pic of her bf, and she had a sitting orgasm as soon as she saw him.

She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.

by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008