speed skater

A girl (or guy) with really big thighs and a huge ass.

She must be a speed skater.

by Golfergal April 3, 2006

speedcube

A speedcube is a Rubik's cube that has been specially prepared for speedcubing. Preparation often includes adjusting the screws and lubing the inner mechanism with a silicone-based spray.

The speedcuber was terribly upset when his favourite speedcube was stolen.

by Jasmine Lee August 22, 2004

Ally Sheedy

my current obsession. She was hot in the breakfast club, and better in "high art".

Ally Sheedy has a great smile and nice teeth.

by diamondsandrust November 9, 2006

Speed Watching

The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;

1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts.
2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections.
3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed.

1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.

2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'.

3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'.

by Benson C October 7, 2008

Speed Wank

When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.

Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.

by Adventchild November 12, 2009

Speed Limit

The minimum speed that should be even considered safe to travel at, unless weather conditions are that messy to deem otherwise.

Speed Limit 55 on the Interstate means driving below that speed can be considered an impediment to the flow of traffic.

by NWeiner July 19, 2010

Frisco Speedball

a mixture of cocaine, heroin, and LSD. a variation on the classic speedball, which is simply a mixture of cocaine and heroin for intravenous injection. taken from the idea that LSD was first widely popular in the Haight-Ashbury section of San Francisco in the 1960's.

I really don't think anybody does Frisco Speedballs anymore, and that's just sad.

by mcGherk July 30, 2006