toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

by candelach February 9, 2012

shooting the duke

term that has two meanings:
taking a shit
inserting a tampon

hey bra, pull to the taxathon..i gotta shoot the duke

hey sally, do you have a bullet...i gotta shoot the duke

by mister fister October 2, 2003

Shoppin it

When a male goes to a party and hits up 3 or more females of different races

Nick went to that party and was shoppin it with shanelle, sarah and ming

by THE SHOp March 10, 2007

shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"

Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...

by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009

Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011

shooting smack

to shoot up herion

That guy has been shooting smack since he was a teenager

by sinnamon roll December 4, 2016

Midnight Shoppin

When one goes searching for the blackest female in the building it is known as midnight shoppin.

If one goes midnight shoppin on both friday and saturday nights in the same weekend it is known as a shopping spree.

Diablo was doing some midnight shoppin at the bar last night.

by BoVag January 20, 2008