shkombied

1.To get crossed-over by a small loser with high hopes, and repeated highschool twice.

2.To get schooled by a small minkus fuck.

3. joke of the class, has outbursts in basketball game, when he crosses you over. or shoots 3 pointers in your eye every chance he gets the ball.

4. class chants shkombie!, shkombie, shkombie

OMG, MIKIE JUST GOT SHKOMBIED!

you my friend just got shkombified.

by dookieminkus January 26, 2009

Shoman

A relatively smart boy, with international heritage, who has no street smarts whatsoever.

Shoman: Wow! That hydro-molecular compound is reacting venomously with the addition of the genetically-modified feces!

by ywindlass April 26, 2009

Shlomy

a chode with a condom on it.

damn boy
look at him settin up that shlomy

by shlomy man September 27, 2009

scoomed

a. drunk

b. fucked up

Let's get scoomed tonight!

fuck that test man, let's go get scoomed.

by james lightning December 7, 2009

shomai

to declare (something) to be bad, unfit, invalid, or illegal.

oh, shomai?!

(oh,shit?!)

by miss u. macoco February 21, 2011

Shoemysta

Winnet.

Shoemysta was a winnet when she lived on the anus hair of an animal.

by Rachquelicious December 11, 2011

Shoemaggeddon

The day your entire collection of sneakers is stolen and sold by your ex GF, repoed, or put into storage for an extended stay in the penitentiary. A day seared into your head as you head to the penn in your orange jumpsuit and prison flip flops. The day that makes you cry yourself to sleep every night in jail until your overly amorous black roommate taps you on your shoulder to let you know its time for your nightly "duties" which involve no lubrication other than your tears.

Dark had his shoemaggeddon last night, he went to prison today lol

Oh he did haha i bet right now he's looking down at his prison flip flops in the shower as he gets taken again and again in the shower.

by N Barber November 14, 2014