Brian - "did Jeffy seriously just spell seriously without a U?"
Nick - "yea, what a retard....."
Seriosly
Nick - "yea, what a retard....."
Seriosly
by Jeffy Roebuck June 29, 2011
Get the seriosly mug.Often shortened to zomberious, zombie serious is the sheer pinnacle of serious.There is no seriousness more serious than zombie serious.
Consider the zombie at work:
A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!
Other monsters have mixed motives...
Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
Consider the zombie at work:
A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!
Other monsters have mixed motives...
Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
When are you going to let up with your mindless GILF hunting? You're zombie serious about GILFS. Get a life!
by Stayman October 23, 2008
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An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Paul: "How'd ye get on in the match today?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"
Shane: "We lost by 4 goals..."
Paul: "Are you serious!?"
by John O' Driscoll June 27, 2007
Get the Are you serious!? mug.The act of smearing your menstrual-blood covered dick all over your girlfriends' face, so as to make her appear to be wearing The Joker's classic make-up.
by The Original Cron March 26, 2012
Get the Why So Serious? mug.The Serbo-Croatian conflict goes all the way back to the creation of Yugoslvia. The Croatian parliament opposed the new state from the begining. In 1929 Serbian King Alexander Karageorgevic I proclaimed the foundation of Yugoslavia with the Serbs dominating the authoritarian monarchy. King Alexander was assassinated in Marseilles by an extreme nationalist organization in Bulgaria with the cooperation of the Ustashi, a Croatian fascist separatist organization. Croatia gained autonomy in 1939 and in 1941 Croatia joined World War II on the side of the Axis Powers and staged a military coup that made Ustashe leader Ante Pavelic leader of Croatia, which was essentially a Nazi puppet state that allowed the Nazis to invade Yugoslavia. AT the end of the second world war it was estimated that the Croatian Ustashi murdered over 750,000 Serbs. This was one of the reasons the Serbo-Croatian war broke out 50 years later. The Serbo-Croatian War happend last decade, which lasted from 1991-1995. When Croatia declared it's independence in 1991 the Serbs then created the Republic of Serbian Krajina in central and northeastern Croatia. By the end of 1991 the Serbs held roughly 30% of the former Yugoslav Republic of Croatia. In 1992, after the European Community had repeatedly tried and failed to negotiate a peace, the United Nations was able to administer a truce between the two sides and sent in a peacekeeping force, UNPROFOR. In 1995 the Serbian army had it's hands full with the crisis in Bosnia, thats when the Croatian forces launched a massive offensive against the Krajina Serbs. The offensive led to approximately 14,000 Serb civilians being killed and about 300,000 Serb refugees. The attacks were against civilians, namely burning Serb homes, looting Serb property, and killing and mutilating Serb civilians, especially the elderly. In retaliation the Serbs launched a rocket attack on the Croatian capital of Zabreb, causing a few deaths and over 100 injuries. Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina were able to forcibly seceded from Yugoslavia whilest Mecedonia did so peacefully.
The Serbo-Croatian War was secretly covered up as the US and the West in general played in the offensive of the Serbs that lived in Krajina. There were reports that NATO planes were used to take out Serb command and control centers in the Krajina, allowing the Croats a much easier time with their offensive.
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