Seagull

A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.

WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)

Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"

Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"

"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"

by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016

Seagull swoop

A blow-job that is just a hand-job until the final moments, as in swooping in like a seagull on a hot chip.

That bitch is lazy in bed. She promised me a bj but only gave me a seagull swoop.

Honey I have a mouth ulcer so I can only manage a seagull swoop tonight.

by mangaby August 17, 2010

Rumbo Seagull

When you flex so hard and no one asked, but you proceed to tell everyone they are poor. Name for your Weiner. The owner of the biggest guild in Eso, whose cock is bigger than a bob cat and if you didn't know you haven't been rumbo seagulled yet.

Last week my girl was stroking my rumbo seagull while I was supervising an important meeting, then I proceeded to sack them in the rumbo while driving my bob cat.

Her: wow you deserve a nice rumbo.
Him: Thanks but Im poor and have no experience on an escavator.

by Rumbo's Bitch April 30, 2021

seagullable

Being comparably prone to getting duped/deceived as are da common noisy white-feathered "nature's vacuum cleaner" dat hangs out at da coast. (Can also loosely refer to one's likelihood of naively getting copiously pooped upon by said wing-swishing aerial bombers... well, don't stand underneath a wheeling/hovering flock of said flapper-crappers, Stupid --- da more of dem dat are simultaneously occupying one small parcel of airspace, da more likely dat at least one of dem will need to "spend a penny" during da particular time while they're positioned over your head, and just like those comparably-beautiful-but-also-horridly-raucus-and-filthy Canada geese, they usually don't pay much attention to what's below them whenever they "file their business-papers"!)

Another definition of "seagullable" could be with regards to one's lack of basic forethought or shrewdness when conducting everyday activities around said large opportunistically-watchful morsel-ravenous beach-scavengers... those prominent "Do not leave food unattended --- seagulls will steal it!" signs on the outdoor porch-decks of coastal diners aren't posted there for nothing!

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.

I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)

by Mic meadows February 8, 2017

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed

Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )

by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022