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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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Seagull

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!
The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.

“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”
by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019
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Seagulling

The act of someone asking for food from a friend
My friend is constantly seagulling for food from me
by Mc saltyfish December 16, 2017
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Seagull

When someone goes up to people having sex and jerks off to it in front of them.
by CupcakKe's dad November 7, 2017
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Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018
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Seagulling

When your having a romantic evening on the beach with your girlfriend and you decide that having sex in missionary is too boring, you then pop your self out stick it in the sand and then back. She immediately starts making a sound like a seagull.
Dude 1: my girlfriend got a uti
Dude 2:how?

Dude 1: I gave a good old seagulling.
by MarkyWallberg69 May 27, 2016
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Lame Seagulling

When someone panics on a first date.
Lame Seagulling
He limped up, spaffed down his leg, tried to rub it on her and fell over, then crawled to toilet to cry.
by Charlatan93 January 7, 2017
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