shower scrub

a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure

He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub

by Mrs. D April 8, 2007

Scrub Squad

Crazy Motherfuckas that do kiddiepools of cocaine from tha crackmobile and get crunk as Fuck.

Oh you know Scrub Squad is going to be at that party.

by crosk November 3, 2011

The Janitor (Scrubs)

A fictional character who gets his fill out of degradation and humiliation, most of the time in regard to JD (Zach Braff). By the by the most hilarious character of all time and easily one of my favorites.

The Janitor (Scrubs)...

J.D.: Look uh... Janitor, I'm gonna be straight with you. I saw your penis and I noticed possible melanoma that you should really have checked out.

Janitor: When did you see my penis?

J.D.: Last night when you were showering.

Janitor: Where were you?

J.D.: I was outside in the bushes.

J.D.: Janitor makes confused, sighing noise Look, it was just a coincidence man. I mean, eh, if you had looked out the window you would've seen my penis.

Janitor: What? Why?

J.D.: Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

by The Dung Beetle May 4, 2009

Scrub

See, Noob.

Dude, you're a scrub! You came into the match talking smack, and now look at you, yeah that's right I beat you. Go home noob.

by Ru22311 September 20, 2009

Scrub

Someone who sucks at life and whom smells, never showers, is extremely ugly, and has no friends.

Oh Franklin is a SCRUB!!!!

by ScrubHater March 6, 2010

scrub a tub

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008

Scrubbing the Carrot

Masturbating, often with vigorous excess, such that the skin of the penis is chafed raw. This is done without lubrication.

Ever since my roommate's girlfriend dumped him, he's been scrubbing the carrot constantly.

by rawdick May 24, 2011