when a male or woman cup their hands and grab a scrotum/balls/testicles. often times, finger tips are felt on the back side (or grundle) of the ball sack. Diddle or fondle motion is a must.
by Scooooooopz December 04, 2010
The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)
I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..
by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011
When a male sits down to urinate, not wiping the driplets from his head, stands up and puts his sexual extremities into goat formation, and the female then proceeds to give a blowjob. The driplets then settle in the girls molars and when he cums, she lets it run onto her chest. She retrieves the settled urine drops from her molars and scoops the cum off her chest and mixes the two into a tasty pina cumlada. Scrumptious!
by Poppy Dockins September 20, 2009
When a man or a woman's ass becomes overtaken by cellulite demples that resemble "scoops" out of the ass.
by tentcondom November 27, 2007
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by Jbizzy23 June 16, 2014
when you cock block on your friends attempt to get a girl causing him to lose in the process and you go home with her
"damn, im really upset at tommy he scoop-dunked the shit out of me''
''do you see john over there, i am going to scoop-dunk him so bad''
''do you see john over there, i am going to scoop-dunk him so bad''
by chalupablatman November 04, 2013