Schlitzy

1. Noun: The mistaken form of the name Smits after an afternoon of lagers at the Buckle.

2. Verb: The morning shits after a night of drinking Ohio’s finest ale Schlitz.

3. Adj: The state of one’s appearance when drinking the infamous Ohio piss water.

1. Guy 1 You know, Schlitzy I’ll let him know all about the bag machine tomorrow.

Guy 2. Zach that’s your boss Smits. Oh shit we have just coined a new name Schlitzy.

2. Dude what is that smell? That’s the Schlitzy coming out like a river, fuck Ohio.

3. I can see the schlitzy gaze on that grind pig from Ohio….ugh…I’m out, no loving tonight.

by Tag your It October 13, 2022

Schitzophrenia

Russophobia

Finnish-Canadian hatecrime against me as i smoke a drug that causes psychosis nonestop and in large doses known to cause temporary psychosia and delerium. Russophobia however nust needs someone to believe i "spoke my heritage" and as a russian word commonly abused in the schoolyard in public schools as i bullied a girl named ashley to suicide multiple times in lutherwood and others aswell and many other children get beaten and robbed as a commonality as weird Schitzophrenia is a common accusation of bullies to cover their bullying abuses and abuse of reputation and character for a misguided belief that its okay to torture others for having different customs within our nation traditions and cuatomary ways.

by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

schnitzelrocket

A German car supercharged with after market pieces, like a rice rocket but not made by a Japanese auto maker.

My boy put a dope exhaust note system on his BMW, added extra horsepower, a sick spoiler and under glow lights to make it purr like a schnitzelrocket.

by MyBMWpurrs May 27, 2023

schnitzeldoodle

This is a derogatory name for one who happens to be both black and jewish. (Usually born and raised in the upper class suburban area) Combining schnitzel with snickerdoodle, insinuating that this jew escaped the oven a little too late.

Man 1: Give me $500 or I will destroy your credit score.
Man 2: stfu schnitzeldoodle.

by Yomamacallsmedaddy June 26, 2023

schnitzey

A word game played amongst friends/acquaintances in which you speak random gibberish that somehow makes sense at the time.

“Let’s play a game of schnitzey.”

by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023

Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit”

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.

I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today

by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023

Schnitzel Groover

A mythological tool used for making Vagina's by the Viking Gods.
or can be used for just any tool you've forgotten the name of that you want the apprentice to fetch by Gesturing/pointing in a very broad direction towards the back of the Garage...He/she is expected to mind read exactly what it is & deliver it promptly to a waiting hand

"oi you little fucker, grab the Schnitzel Groover & bring it over here"

by A_B_M January 23, 2024