Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

salami

Describes people/things that are sloppy, gross, sleazy, bad, etc

"Who's that guy over there? He looks so salami"
"Oh that guy? That's Brett."
"Damn, someone should NOT mink him out."
"Rock."

by BRPR April 17, 2024

Salami

basically means something or someone is grimy could also apply to your performance

"Did you get a chance to talk to that girl over there?"
"Yeah, turns out she was really salami."
"Damn."

"Dude, I was so salami on the court today."
"Yeah bro, you missed seven shots in a row."

by BRPR April 17, 2024

Guswami Salami

A sexual maneuver when an Indian guy puts his pork sword inside another man's penis with his tight little Indian boy butt.

Just got done with the Guswami Salami, it was a blast

by Wafflestompin06 May 8, 2024

go barmy with the salami

To masturbate

"Let's go barmy with the salami"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

explosive TV salami

a specail type of salami that explodes when live on TV.

guy 1: look i got some explosive TV salami!
guy 2: nice!
guy 7 records the salami
guy 1: NOOOOO

by PotatoGuy2763 January 20, 2026