rock

noun. a penis and/or testicles.

hey, wanna touch my rock?

guy: my rock is so huge man!

by Bessa Houseknecht November 1, 2007

Rocks

When a person is extremely unintelligent that their common sense and/or intelligence matches that of a rock

Joe: I don't understand why i cant put tin foil in a microwave.
Mark: Joe, you're rocks.

by Markie Fresh August 20, 2011

The Rock

The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment

7x WWF/E Champion

5x World Tag Team Champion
2x WCW Champion
2x Intercontinental Champion
1998 Survivor Series Winner
2000 Royal Rumble Winner

Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin?

by Kipfer June 13, 2010

rock

1) A stone; pebble
2) What some might call "music", yelling to music and jumping up and down, so no one can hear anything you are saying

by Mephi June 11, 2003

Rock

Forget it guys, rock is dead...

Rock is dead. Sorry Elvis.

by Zee Dogg July 3, 2007

Rock

The single greatest genre of music ever.

A blend, so to speak, of 'black' blues and 'white' country/western.

GREATEST EVER ROCK BAND: AC/DC

WORST EVER ROCK BAND: STAIND

MOST OVERRATED ROCK BAND EVER: THE BEATLES

MOST UNDERRATED ROCK BAND EVER: AIRBOURNE

GREATEST ROCK GUITARISTS EVER: JIMI HENDRIX, ANGUS YOUNG, ERIC CLAPTON, BB KING.

THERE'S THE BASICS, FIGURE THE REST OUT FOR YOURSELF.

Metal AC/DC Guitar Drums Sound Light Jimi Hendrix Bon Scott Rock

by HairyBallsMan November 12, 2009

rock

some bull that makes ur ears hurt

it can be 4 emotional people who r 2 gay to let go of shit (relatinoships)
its can b for people who think they are "hardcore", which in most cases, the worst thing they did was talk back to their mom and got an ass whoopin

it can b for hippies
who can all burn in hell

but of course rock isnt rock
it should be shit

rock person- yay rock is awesome
normal person- you mean shit right?

by keep-it-trill23 August 5, 2008