Saddle River

A very rich town in Bergen County, New Jersey, and one of the richest towns on the east coast. Mainly all white but has a few blacks who might as well be white. Everyone is preppy and beautiful, drives very expensive cars like mercedes, bentleys, and don't forget the ferrari and rolls royce in the garage. Kids are spoiled and stuck up and wear lacoste, seven, abercrombie, ralph lauren, etc.. If you have money Saddle River is the place to live, just as rich but not quite as stuffy and boring as westchester county.

Franklin Lakes teen 1: Hey I met these guys from Saddle River and they invited us to go on their yacht this weekend.

Franklin Lakes teen 2: omg Franklin Lakes is mad lame compared to Saddle River, wish I lived there.

by ;l asdfl October 2, 2010

River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.

Let go to River Road tonight

by StanCan January 23, 2007

Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.

In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.

by dryoweegog January 21, 2010

Riverbend High School

A place where people r just stupid kids vaping every fucking day teachers checking everyone they take school to serious this school is a bitch ass school full of losers Nd fake ppl and complete bullshit drama that leads to fighting everyday, racism too and ppl don’t do nun except reposting the same bullshit

Kid a: aw man this school is ass I got in trouble for drinking water

Kid b: let’s shoot up this school or make drama

Kid a: I’m fighting this bitch ass teacher

*2 days later*

Kid b: what happened about fighting the teacher

Kid a: gets out gun and shoots up Riverbend high school

by Rivernudehater🤮 September 15, 2019

River Ridge Middle School

River ridge middle school, the worst school in pasco.

Let’s start this off with dress code, you will get dress coded for the stupidest shit ever. boys will get dress coded for hoodies, girls will get dress coded for bra straps. whatever the case is, river ridge has the worst fucking dress code.

Another, there are random ass tampons in the cafeterias, like are y’all changing tampons at lunch?

you will litterly get a referral for doing 1 thing wrong, no warning, no nothing. river ridge thinks they the shit.

rrms sucks 🍑

*bell rings*
*first period*

teacher: hey, emma, go to the office your bra strap is showing

emma: oh my fucking god nobody cares about my bra strap

girls+boys: river ridge middle school sucks fucking ass

by water bottle;) September 6, 2021

Mississippi Riverboat

Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"

Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!

by Crablouse April 21, 2009

Miles river middle school

Miles river middle school is the preppiest middle school in Massachusetts exclusively for the stuck up kids in Hamilton wenham. When walking through the halls you will be overwhelmed with the amount of vineyard vines you see. MRMS is known for High test scores and chill kids. The school does very well in sports and has the nicest equipment because we live in Hamilton wenham

Oh you go to miles river middle school? How preppy are you?

by Sexy person125 September 30, 2016