Reet

A word that describes a native ostrich (a.k.a extremely thin man), in his natural habitat. Usually heard when they mate.

Reet, Reet, (bobs head back and forth) reeeeeet, reeeeet

by MoneyPGaming March 23, 2017

Repetitivity

The process of repeating oneself and looking like an idiot to the rest of the world at the same time at the same time.

Repetitivity is being able to use the following keystrokes CTRL+C, CTRL+V at great speed.

by JiuDian April 29, 2010

Reet

This is the sound a Wild Alpaca makes while searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread on Mount Everest. (Now here's the weird part.) This is also the sound I make while EATING the Wild Alpaca's EXTREMELY SALTY bread. (We are telepathic, see?) Now, when the Wild Alpaca is not searching for it's EXTREMELY SALTY bread, it is out looking for feral jellybeans. (Which I ate too.) The Wild Alpaca has no food, because I ate all of its food. The Wild Alpaca does not have a stomach, you see, because its mother... She did not swim in Atlantis. (Backstory: Wild Alpaca mothers must swim in Atlantis 2 days before she regurgitates the child up in a pearl.) The Wild Alpaca will forever feel hungry as I continue to eat its snacks.

Alpaca: REET!

by Eater Of EXTREMELY SALTY Bread October 28, 2018

Reetii

a word to describe a retarded person or a retarded event that had occurred.

"Joey! You reetii! You spilled my drink all over Frank!"

by Monkeypie November 30, 2006

Reets

Reets is a word that means absolutely fuck all but also everything at the same time. Can be a good or bad or no thing. Usually pronounced Reeeeeets (in a high pitch voice).

Ruby: Fuck im so nervous hope I dont get caught again tonight.
Poppy: Yeh. Reets

Poppy: Should I post this?
Ruby: Yeh why the fuck not
Poppy: Ok, Reets

Big mood? Nah, Big Reets

by Bigreetsbabey22 November 23, 2018

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome

Also known as RADS. It is a disease which permanantly fills the infected with unnecassery rage. Severe cases find social gatherings difficult and cannot be stopped from social self destruction. He will always speak his mind, the problem being that his mind is not a nice place as it is filled with cruel thoughts. A liam is the sworn enemy of the RADS and is their complete opposite to them, therefore they are engaged in a battle that only the RADS victem will win by sudden death.

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome victems are commonly thought of as "bad", really they are misunderstood. What ever happens, do not let them take the initiative, once they have control you will be ground down, mark my words im a RADS victems bitch all because I let him be the daddy god fucking zilla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Repetative Angry Dion Syndrome sufferer or "RADS" victem "I hate Liam"

Me "Common hes not that bad, hes just a bit dumb"

RADS victem "No I can see it in his eyes, hes planing somthing"

Liam arrives *blank stare*

RADS victem "raaarrrrrrr!. Strikes Liam down with one blow.

by Punkisdead July 13, 2007

reet

reet is a kind, loving person. she will make you feel good when you’re sad but she can be jealous too. she has trust issues so treat her right. she is funny and goofy, she is VERY energetic and laughs in the worst moments

person 1:hey what is reet like?
person 2:she is very funny and energetic

by lilyss_cool March 2, 2022