puttemansland

a well know asskicker from the small town of Mönsterås, Sweden.
He is one of the wisest people on earth a.s.o
He also knows EVERYTHING about Star Wars that there is to know.
he loves kufa over everything else.

Hey! how'd ya know that? AAaahh you must be Puttemansland

by Patrik April 28, 2004

putunda powder

The powder you putunda your balls to combat the gritty substance found on the underside of the scotum, commonly known as fromunda cheese. Usually applied after a nice shower to prevent the mold from forming through excessive sweat or when normal hygene activities have been halted for an extended amount of time.

After i got out of the shower I opted to use the putunda powder to shield myself from fromunda cheese.

by kingdong88 January 8, 2008

Puttin' the Smack Down!

1. Talkin' Trash

2. Something really good or cool, or doing something really cool or good.

3. Kickin' ass!

4. Droppin' Plates

Jarrod Washburn was really "Puttin' the smack down!" in that game tonight!

by Plate Dropper July 24, 2009

putty knife

What a skank may use to put her make up on to cover up her acne.

I saw that girl Crystal in Home Depo trying to find a putty knife.

by hotchick880 December 2, 2010

putting my face on

Putting on makeup

Boy: What is taking so long? We have to be there in 10 minutes.
Girl: Why don't you calm the fuck down! I'm putting my face on.

by catfish2124 September 26, 2013

putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.

Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment

by yoloyolo5454545 October 14, 2013

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

by blckexec January 24, 2015