preachering

the doing of a preacher.

today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.

by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011

perzackly

precisely (a blend of precisely and the abbreviation zackly)

Perzackly! That's whats wrong with this situtation.

by The Return of Light Joker September 4, 2011

Preancee

Rhymes with fiancee. The stage of commitment before a woman becomes a fiancee.

Jane is scared to get married again, she may be a preancee for years before becoming betrothed again.

by PreanceeDebbie July 21, 2012

preawakeulation

When you really, really, REALLY want to sleep in (on the weekend for example), but you wake up at or before the crack of dawn anyway, and cannot get back to sleep.

Bob: Dude, what are you doing awake? I thought you were sleeping in this weekend!
Joe: The morning must have been so sexy I suffered from preawakeulation. The second I heard the birds chirping, I shot my sleep wad, cause I couldn't get back to sleep no matter what I tried.

by wirdatrd October 30, 2013

Preanceé

A person whom you are in a long term, committed relationship with, and plan on marrying when the time is right but the question hasn't been popped yet. More permanent than a boy/girlfriend but not quite a fiancé/fiancée. Usually a relationship of more than a year.

"I went on a trip to New York with Chris last week."
"Haven't you been together for years now?"
"Two of them. He's my preanceé."

by Kaileigh Horne May 8, 2014

preachrap

Whenever someone recites rap lyrics in a sophisticated and calm tone, all while soothing orchestral music plays in the background.

"My friend stood up on stage and preachrapped Straight Outta Compton as Chopin blasted through the speakers."

by Smurffittty September 8, 2016

Precaljaculate

Process & act of calculating just how much one will cum during sexual intercores.

the concept is simple

time since last orgasm + penis length during erection + Fuck speed...

ever pornstar knows how to Precaljaculate... It's common math

by NaughtyD0G! September 3, 2016