Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Poot

Small unit of measurement, like a teaspoon.

He only gave me a poot of cum

by mintyjuices October 23, 2020

Poot

A person who is both a pleasure and a hoot (funny), a poot.

I had such a good time with you and couldn't stop laughing! You're such a poot!

by Chirpchirp July 7, 2015

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 26, 2023

poot

when you throw the wet toilet paper at your dog

why did u poot

by Zleep37 February 20, 2021

Poot Sushi

A sushi that you poot (fart) on and then eat

"Mmm, just had some yummy poot sushi"

by Poot Sushi October 12, 2021

poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 5, 2022