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Tiddly poot

The last cum after you and your mans have been going rounds in the bedroom. It’s about enough cum to fill your bellybutton.
Lily: Tom and I went hard in bed last night. By the time we were done he could only manage a tiddly poot.
Riley: that’s cute!
by The Elusive Duck November 13, 2020
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Poot Plucker

One With The High Desire, To Kiss Assholes.
When One Kisses The Asshole, a Poot (fart) is let out, thus the person's mouth is next to the asshole, so it flows right into the mouth.
Boy: I Heard Your The Best Pootnage Speaker..

Girl: Yeah,they say that, why?

Boy: Well, I'm the best Poot Plucker in town....
by CherryPoots December 5, 2010
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poot melon

A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.

Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon

Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 3, 2014
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poot

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.
by blahh<3 October 30, 2013
mugGet the pootmug.

poot day

december 8th, 11:50 am is the day when you yell poot out your window
by robloxmaster1862 January 8, 2022
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poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time
yo boys i just took a deadly poot
by itsroach September 10, 2023
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Boomerang poot

The act of farting while being near a fan, only for it to blow right back to you causing you to smell it
“Man I was just laying in bed and I totally had the nastiest boomerang poot”
by Swaglord43 September 6, 2020
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