Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017

Poot

Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.

Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot

Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof

Friend 2: poot me hard daddy

Friend 3: her pootage is unreal

by Entomodel August 5, 2017

Poot

a very great snowman who likes computers and makes robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

Poot

a very great snowman who likes to make robots.

oh yeah jeff, he's a poot.

by tiltnexus April 18, 2018

granny poot

a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.

johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.

by survival of th beean October 30, 2018

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019