A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.
"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."
by MurphyBrownEye July 09, 2023
a granny poot is when your grandma (or any grandparent) farts really loud and doesn't say anything (and nobody reacts to it) because they're old and gassy.
johnny: did you hear pops fart at thanksgiving dinner?
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
samuel: yeah, it was one hell of a granny poot.
by survival of th beean October 31, 2018
A made up term for a stickman, but with only two legs, so its basically just a stickman with two legs, and no body what so ever.
by ArcherDooser/Roo June 30, 2023
A Person, Place, or Thing that reminds you of the dirty ring of poop/dirt/dead skin that lays in a nasty toilet right around the area where the water hits. The idea of this person, place, or thing may conjure a strange and ugly facial expression referred to as THE POOT MELON DANK RANK GLARE. Most commonly compared to the advanced stages of the STANK FACE.
Molly just sits up here and talks about Tommy all the time. Gahh she is such a Poot Melon. Like gu-ross.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
Rebecca is a big ole nasty Poot Melon
Oh, don't go to that party. Their apartment is a Poot Melon.
by rizzle ratchet June 04, 2014
by gatorworks December 22, 2013
Get the Top Tier Rudy Poot mug.
When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
by biznuge November 12, 2020