Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016

Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.

“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”

by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

Poot

A pathetic fart. Usually before pooping, or during pooping, a little toot comes out.

D: *flushes toilet
K: *flushes toilet, *POOTS
D:
K: ahhh I just pooted.

by Togetherselves April 2, 2019

Poot

A disappointing cumshot.

I wanted to bang my girlfriend, but all I could muster was a few poots a cum.

by Hob Nobben May 12, 2019

poot swag

The act of someone trying to hinder you sauce and the amount of sauce to drip that usually is allowable by the Scale Of Litness.

why everybody trying to stop your poot swagg

by Doctor Murder 420 May 14, 2019

Pooted

When you ruin your chances of getting something

you just pooted your chances

by jam_23 August 2, 2019