Poof

Like a shart but it comes out of a woman's vag

Oh my god Tina I just poofed

by Jekskdk August 17, 2017

poof

1. (adj.) the meaning of poof is poof
2. can be whatever you want but varies on context
3. synonym to slay but can be used derogatory

“that’s so poof”
“omg poof”
“wtf why are u being poof”

by bertha420 September 9, 2022

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof

Verb. When someone snorts the aftermath of a boof.

Man last night got crazy, this lady let me poof a bunch of cocaine out of her ass.

by FunksWay October 3, 2020

Poof

The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.

Did you see poof today? Yeah he was out getting hammered with Tobin on the golf course.

by Poofjr. March 17, 2017

Poof

The replacement for a swear word.

Flip, Fudge, and more. Those are so dated. Why not use poof?? it sounds so much better!!!

I hate my poofing job, Son of a poof, Poof it

by Mango!!!! July 16, 2024