poaching

when some complete nublet on an FPS like cod4 waits to see red dots on the map then runs there like a madman to wipe out the two or more people fighting because they have decreased each others health easy shit kill for nubs!!!

"oh look red dots run!!!"
"haha poached em both i pwn!!"
no you fucking dont!!poaching is for nubs

by gurner December 15, 2008

poaching

When a highschool student goes after a person who is in junior high or below. Also known as robbing the cradle.

Mauro: "I was totally poaching my cousin's hot girlfriend"
AJ: "Dude, she in 8th grade and your 17..."
Mauro: "But shes hot"
AJ: "Get a life, at least wait till the graduate..."
Ms. Silva "Both of you guys need to get a life"

by DeadlySnyper May 24, 2009

poncing

Used by a British friend of mine in the sense of dawdling, especially, engaging in displacement activities to avoid the task at hand.

Stop poncing about and get back to work.

by FloridaWordsmith March 3, 2014

Punching the Lasagna

A male masturbation technique: Masturbating with a block of cheese until the penis bleeds.

Billy was punching the lasagna in the corner and began to cry.

by Benobledark December 15, 2007

Hippie punching

1) When you take libtards under the bleachers for a bit of love and cuddles but won’t be seen with them in the light of day. 2) What happens to hippies who cry about not having other people pay for their healthcare via a "public option".

Q: “I’m a blogger, and I don’t know if you know this term, but are you familiar with the term hippie punching?”

A: "Are you a member of the "professional left"? Is this about the healthcare public option?! Bwah hah hah! We sold that one away to big pharma before you even heard about the term "Obamacare", suckaz! See you in November, m'kay?"

Q: "No."

by DA IRS IS GONNA GETCHA SOON September 25, 2010

punching the chipmunk

to frig off a woman using your fist in a punching motion

gemma can i punch your chipmunk or shall i boot you in the gooch instead you fat fuck

by gregg francis January 15, 2004

indian pinching

When one is smoking a cigarette or a spliff, one keeps sticking his hand in the others face asking for a hit.

Man that bogan down at Vic. Park kept fucking indian pinching

by ChronicMan999 September 3, 2005