angry polar bear

When you hum lightly and put your face right inbetween a fat girl's tits and shake your head vigorously side-to-side, keeping your lips and cheeks loose so they flop around and make an audible sound.
This act can also be performed on well-endowed thin women.
My god, that fat chick is busting out of her tank top both above and below! You think she'd slap me if I went over and gave her an angry polar bear?
by NAW November 25, 2006
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polar bear hug

When a guy blows his load between a woman's boobs then asks for a hug. They smother the "white-stuff" on each other's chests and say "ahhhh"
When Mann and May have sex they always finish with the polar bear hug
by Charlie & Sarah May 09, 2006
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polar bear fight

A variation of a bear fight. I is performed by consuming a traditional bear fight (irish car bomb +Jägerbomb) with a shot of Rumple Minze.
Nothing celebrated the holiday season like a polar bear fight
by oferr November 24, 2014
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Polarized glasses

A cheaper option for normal sunglasses. Should be avoided when choosing glasses
by xxAnimeluverxx:P January 14, 2012
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Polar Bear Brother

A person, usually a guy, who has had sex with one or more females that you have also had sex with.
John had sex with Linda, who I've also had sex with. John and I are now Polar Bear Brothers.
by cd44 March 23, 2013
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shave the polar bear

to spontaneously create a new definition for a word or phrase; usually indicated through voice inflection; often sexual or taboo
Person 1: With the state of global warming, pretty soon we are going to have to shave the polar bears.

Person 2: Yeah, I bet you like to shave the polar bear. Your Mom and I shaved the polar bear last night!
by Master Wordsmith April 21, 2006
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bi polar bear

a bi polar bear is a bisexual crazy bear
i went to the sanfrancisco zoo the other day and i got the laugh of a lifetime when i seen my first bi polar bear i know he was a true one as he was acting crazy while fuckin all the other polar bears in its habitat
by ODog N Cali M.C N T December 26, 2009
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