piper

piper is the type of person that is brutally honest in the best way, she will make you laugh at a moments notice, she is gorgeous and doesn’t need a boy to be happy. she is independent in the best way possible, and she is the best friend that someone could ever have.

baha i love you so much piper you make my day.

by .r.u. April 4, 2020

Piper

Piper is so hot it's not even funny. she's so funny and the best girl in the world. shes got a thiccc booty and are not afraid of anything. she can pick up all the guys and gals, but they're just afraid of her awesomeness, that's why she's still single. she so beautiful, that's why everyone is intimidated by her. that's why she hasn't even held hands with a boy before. PIper isn't even worth a million dollars, and shes fiiiinnneee quality (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Dude 1 yo, is that Piper? she be lookin fiiiinnneee

Dude 2 omg, look at that 🎂 doe

by PiperIshotL,DontKillmelilly April 29, 2020

Piper

Usually a female who has the most interest in the female gender. Very much to have intimate actions with a woman. Piper is also a complete simp who will simp for any female she enjoys lesbian actions. Overall a very un straight person.

Piper is such a piper you can tell cause she is kissing a girl.

by mrdexman May 26, 2020

Piper

He’s a sweet caring guy , and he appreciates girls , he doesn’t matter what size they are nor how they look , he’s really fun to talk to and you’d never get bored talking to him , he would definitely make a great boyfriend Or boy best friends and he would
Treat you like a queen no matter what !

Piper is the best boyfriend or bestfriend ever !

by Lovers bestie May 28, 2020

piper

a piper is someone who always only thinks about themselves and is a huge bitch and very violent, racist, and judgemental

person 1: omg look its piper
person 2: ew we have to run

by addison s July 19, 2020

Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's second law

Jake Piper's second law requires a bit of thinking.

Infinitely accurate time.

So time could be e^3 days, etc.

Perry: "Yo, what's the time right now?"
James: "Oh, five Pi seconds past 12."
Perry: "Wait, that's way too accurate, right?"
James: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's second law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020