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pineapple

a pineapple is someone who is brunette on the outside but a stereotypical blonde dumbass on the inside.
she's got brown hair but i swear she acts like one of those blonde bitches that say the word 'like' 10 times per sentence... fuckin pineapple....
by mary jane January 15, 2004
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slutty pineapple

A sexual act entailing a naked woman doing a headstand. A man ejaculates on the womans chin and piles his pubes atop it in order to create what looks like the leaves of a pineapple.
That slutty pineapple I gave Holly last night was like a fucking piece of art, I got that shit so high.
by lilypadfingers June 27, 2009
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pineapple

Can i have a definition?
pineapple. Really? No not really.
by Jnix121212 January 6, 2008
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Pineapple

1 a large juicy tropical fruit consisting of aromatic edible yellow flesh surrounded by a tough segmented skin and topped with a tuft of stiff leaves.
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2 the widely cultivated tropical American plant that bears this fruit. It is low-growing, with a spiral of spiny sword-shaped leaves on a thick stem. • Ananas comosus, family Bromeliaceae.
Wow, Dave! The pineapples in Hawaii were much better than those in the places to which they are exported!
by ThisismeandIknowSTUFF April 12, 2009
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pineapple

the best fruit ever that is the better then sex, weed, alchol, or tactical nukes and that only lames are allergic to.
Dude look at that pineapple covering her tits.
by lawnmower owner 12 March 17, 2010
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trip on a pineapple

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.
Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.
by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006
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Super Pineapple Man

One of the world's most amazing super heros. Along with the super hero partner, Mr. Wonderful, their butler Jeeves, and their super hero teacher, Master Mome, they have saved the world from the likes of a shape shifting alien who just wanted to play the drums, Hitler's Evil Clone, and even the dreaded Jar of Pickled Onions... of Doom. Super Pineapple Man uses pineapples along with psycic powers to protect the world from the evils which threaten it. People say he can make things explode just by looking at them with his eyes. Remember, this is SUPER Pineapple Man, not plain Pineapple Man, there is a difference, mainly copywright Issues.
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Super Pineapple Man.
by Super Pineapple Man June 24, 2006
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