pigeon smugglers

Like budgie smugglers, but for the particularly well endowed.

I was going to take the piss out of that guy in the budgie smugglers, but when he turned around, turned out he had pigeon smugglers on !

by snaptacular February 4, 2009

Pigeon-Soaked

Being uncomfortably wet in a very small amount.

Jim: (steps in puddle) Damit! I'm so Pigeon-Soaked right now!
Bill: ....what?

by Hedry Gerard Westingson Alamo June 14, 2010

pigeon nest

A sexual act involving rubbing your faecal matter on to a bald mans head, and then slamming raw eggs on top, thus creating a nest. You could also then proceed to slap the head with raw pigeon breast.

'Whats cracking brah?!'

'Nothing much, just gave Richard a pigeon nest though!'

'Dude, that's disgusting!'

by PigeonNest6969 February 11, 2014

Pigeon Eye

When your checking out somone discreetly and glance from the far corner of your eye. Like a pigeon

Mate that chicks alright eh. Don't turn around, just give it the pigeon eye.

by Qlgib April 18, 2019

pigeons in the comfrey

The expression “pigeons in the comfrey” (specifically the lack thereof) refers both, somewhat confusingly, to a person who is not quite here mentally (similar to cobweb head), or who is restlessly busy doing many things (similarly to have fingers in many pies)

* Since the accident, Donald has not been the same. He doesn't have a lot of pigeons left in his comfrey.
* Joe never has a lot of pigeons in the comfrey. I don't know how he keeps up with all those projects.

by Ein3 March 21, 2023

pigeon in a teapot

A way of describing someone who's fake or just a cunt.

"I heard that Jim putting the smack on your hoe".
"He's a right pigeon in a teapot, he has'nt a chance".

by PsychoKezz June 17, 2014

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills

That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.

by Light Joker July 26, 2007