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THE WORST TIME OF EACH MONTH!
Where blood exits from the woman's vagina. Usually because the egg got stood up by the sperm, which causes the lining of the uterus to shed, causing blood to leave through the vagina.

WARNING'S FOR GUYS: If a girl is on or about to be on her period, stay the FUCK away from her. I don't give a shit if you're married/dating her, stay AWAY! Don't joke/laugh about it or you'll have a black eye and a swollen dick.

Have a nice day. xD

SYMPTOMS: Fatigue, bloating, cramps, increase in hunger, increase in sleep, brown or heavy discharge(Brown discharge is dried up blood.), bitchy, mood swings, pimples, and breasts start to grow more.

SIGNS OF A FIRST PERIOD: Increase in sleep, increase in hunger, lower abdomen pain, moody, increase in pimples, horny, breasts are sore/or tender, breasts start to grow more, and finally. BLOOD IN PANTIES!

Ta-ta! C:

(I'm a girl who has NOT started her periodscore! -.-)
Davie: Hey babe. *Touches Leslie's boobs*
Leslie: *Grabs his wrist and twists it*.
Davie: WDF??? O_o
Leslie: I'm so so SO sorry, babe. D:
Davie:....Lemme guess. You on yo period? o.o
Leslie: >:O YESSSSS! Shit! Wdf is wrong with it? Huh? Huh? HUH????? :O
Davie: *Backs away very sssssllllllllooooowwwwwwllllllllyyyy*......o_o
Period by imatrollxD June 12, 2012

Happy Period 

A slogan for Always (the makers of feminine hygiene products). The slogan must have been made by men, because any woman knows that periods are a rather unhappy time.
Have a happy period!

The only way I could have a happy period is if I just had a pregnancy scare.
Happy Period by Hana12343214 May 23, 2011

Period question mark 

A woefully cringey grammar error, where the individual whom is typing an question end up putting a period (.) and them a question mark at the end of their sentence.
What has my life come to.?
(period question mark)

ass period 

when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass
person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.
ass period by Mimono July 26, 2010

hornication period 

the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.

period jeans 

A pair of loose jeans that a female wears when she is on the rag.
"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
period jeans by Big Freeze UFL January 31, 2010