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Paradoxical Filth

The point in which a person become so filthy that the build up of dirt on their hair and body absorbs their grease, making them appear cleaner than before despite being more dirty.
"Hey, did Roadkill take a shower or something? His hair looks really clean."
"No, it's just paradoxical filth from rolling around in the dirt."
by The Emo Japanese Girl December 27, 2018
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Paradox

Conflicting thoughts or ideas within the same person
I'm in a paradox about the quality of Georgia peaches
by Hahimrightbitch123432 February 12, 2019
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PARADOXICAL TRUISM

Something that is in EXISTENCE FIRST but was suppose to be the SECOND in EXISTENCE as it's very formation was suppose to come from the SECOND that was suppose to be the FIRST that EXISTED .

No MIRROR IMAGE EXISTS.
Given this order only as this being a PARADOXICAL TRUISM as THE POINT came before THE POINTER and it can be said only the REASON is THE POINT EQUALS THE POINTER in that order only.

It follows if the REFLEXIVE RELATIONSHIP can only be violated when the PARADOXICAL TRUISM comes about by only the POINT AND POINTER EQUAL not vice versa.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 28, 2021
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Geli-Paradox

The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.
G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.

J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!
by _JSA July 20, 2010
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chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.
you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P
by theelous3 November 9, 2011
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jing paradox

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.
A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.
by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014
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Facebook Paradox

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
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