Panty Smasher

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher

Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.

by joerockets April 16, 2011

Panty juice

Liquid that builds up in a womens panties from getting turned on.

Lori had plenty of panty juice in her underware after an hour of dry humping on the couch

by Phenks November 24, 2018

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.

Kathy's wearing crotchless pantyhose.

by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009

Panty Burp

An antiquated and euphamistic term referring to the act of defecating in one's undergarments unintentionally, specifically when attempting to expel gas. The term would generally be used by an elderly woman.

See also; Hershey squirts, diarrhea,

Medical Doctor: "Have you been experiencing any diarrhea or other GI problems recently?”
Elderly Female Patient: “Well I do get the Panty Burps every now and then.”

by AppleJack68 February 12, 2010

Panty whisper

The release of air trapped inside a vagina. also see queef.

That chick totally just made a panty whisper.

by blacktothefuture March 8, 2012

pantry rat

The use of a hollowed out dead rat as a condom, and then having intercourse. With the Vagina being the "pantry"

"Yo bro, i pantry ratted that girl so hard last night!"

by The Anal Sexpert December 21, 2016

panty waste

1) The dried crusty mucus secretion left in girls and women's undergarments, usually resulting from excessive stimulation of the vaginal area. Also known as "clitty litter".
2) A sissified boy who is afraid of getting hurt and will run away from confrontation.
see also - pussy, wussy, chicken shit

You should'a seen all the panty waste Mary left in her panties after I finger banged her.

by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005