Owen Wilson

A blonde middle aged man famous for two things: Lightning McQueen and his one hell of a nose!!

“Wow...” Said Owen Wilson as he contemplated his existence.

by Tomola December 5, 2018

Owen Moore

A fag who will suck your dick no matter your gender . He is also an entitled asshole who thinks he’s better than everyone else.

Owen Moore has been trying to suck Abby’s Dick for 2 years now.

by fucksexassfuck69420 November 8, 2019

owen zimmerman

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016

an obvious owen

A person who states the obvious.

As popularized by Michael Owen ( Ex Liverpool player, current BT Sport pundit)

Owen: To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game.

Neville: You're such an obvious owen

by Wake_n_baker97 May 19, 2016

Lance Owen

The type of guy to kiss little kids in pools, date girls named Amanda and touch themselves to furry porn. Don't be a Lance Owen please!

Holy Cow Mark, that guy's pulling a lance Owen.

by Nigwar45 June 19, 2020

Owen Esser

Most beautiful and sexy man ever

Pulls all the women (and the men even tho he's stright)

Man owen esser pulls all the ladies

by Joseph.1234 December 3, 2022

boy owen

boy owen

The best looking kid you will ever see. First glance at him, you literally fall over and die. He is actually insane. The girl who has him is literally lucky. Incredibly funny. Literally smart. And has 200 IQ. He is also insanely athletic. Truly, Owen is insane.

Thats a boy owen? insane

by boy owen November 3, 2019