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Orphan Tears

A term sometimes used humorously or creatively as a name for a fictional cocktail. In popular culture, "Orphan tears" may refer to a made-up drink with a whimsical or dark connotation.
Instead of drinking imported beers, somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears
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Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
by H6unt July 5, 2023
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Orphanite

A child or an adult who disowned their parents. The parents are, by the child or adult, no longer involved in their life.
Yeah, my parents were so much drama and trouble that I decided to become an orphanite.
by Orphanitenumber1 August 8, 2024
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Orphan/arpan

The legendary child rizzler who gets zero bitches and has white hair
by Bigggus niggus November 27, 2023
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Orphaned punchline

When a scene (film/tv show etc) starts with someone telling the punchline of a joke, without the setup. Usually followed by loud, overly-dramatic laughter from those present.

(Name taken from Tv Tropes).
“So he says “do you love me?” and she says “no, but that's a real nice ski mask!” - Dumb and Dumber.

Orphaned punchline
by Seeker of durt December 16, 2023
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Orpheus

Orpheus an immigrant straight of the boat. Orpheus has a very small penis and likes taking it up the ass similar to his ancestors. People by the name of Orpheus enjoy giving sloppy toppy to other males within their bloodline.
Hey look it’s Orpheus the guy with a small penis.
by The knower of knowing things January 13, 2024
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Orphan Turntable

A vinyl record player originally sold with an integrated Hi-Fi system, that has since become separated from said system and is thus unusable due to proprietary connectors and the lack of an audio amplifier.
Person A: “I brought this record player from a thrift store, but when I tried to use it I noticed it only has weird connectors I’ve never seen before.”
Person B: “That’s an orphan turntable. Don’t waste any more time or money getting it to work.”
by MouthfulOfMortein February 26, 2024
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