Post Tour Depression

The feeling you get after you arrive home after an extended tour with your band. The fact that you have to return to your day job and/or that the next few days/weeks are not planned out for you everyday and you have to plan to things to do on your own causes you to second guess every decision you've made about being in a band or doing music for a living.
Hey Lars are you happy to be back and not stuck in a van for weeks? No Cassandra I've got post tour depression
by StevenHawkingSchoolofDance August 22, 2017
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Tour De France

To go on a Drug Binge.

Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
by UrbanLegendX October 24, 2012
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Tour de Dick

when you've spent all day masturbating to the point where it takes you 14 hours to cum once.
suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
by Penthias September 16, 2009
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Tour le Douche

Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!

James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...

Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 3, 2010
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Tour de France

A hateful phrase used by skaters/inliners when a skatepark i crowded with BMX bikers.
Example:

Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.

Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!

Skater1: Tell me about it..
by Hjalles July 13, 2009
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the comeback tour

Kevin "Wanna know what the comeback tour is?"

Mark "What?"

Kevin "Kickass."
by Mark October 22, 2004
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Tour de France

Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
I will never participate to the Tour de France, I can't pedal more than 85 hours row
by adam August 23, 2005
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