thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

thumb athlete

Someone that uses a controller to play video games, usually a try hard.

We're getting absolutely destroyed by a bunch of thumb athletes.

by DJ Wicky December 5, 2022

Poo thumb

The condition in which your thumb is covered in feces after a thourough anal wiping.

Damn that burrito was sloppy it gave me poo thumb

by Craig Mack Andy bitch nasty October 12, 2013

Gold Thumb

Someone who is very good at making money. One who is extremely successful in their financial endeavors. Like the term green thumb, which is someone who is good at growing plants, someone with a gold thumb is good at growing wealth.

I have made a profit on every stock I have ever purchased. They say that I have a gold thumb.

Wow, Carter just opened that carwash last month, and it’s already turning a profit. Boys got a gold thumb.

by Jujujuju7 August 7, 2020

Thumb taint

The flappy, webby piece of skin connecting the base of the thumb to the rest if the hand.

Thank God for my thumb taint. It keeps my thumb from hanging down and flapping onto my wrist.

by FerneemeryRULES! October 15, 2013

Kentucky thumb

Kentucky thumb, the act of blowing your firearm up with an old army round and inserting your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Did you see the AK-50?
Ya right before the Kentucky thumb.

by Lemomlimepie6 May 21, 2021

thumbs up

MF misses kate so much

*holds a thumbs up* (mf loves kate so much)

by 1000/10 July 4, 2022