schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015

Trash listed

Being thrown out or sent away.

Trevor keep's getting trash listed from all the fraternities....

by Groovie Mann August 10, 2014

UF List

The unwritten (or written) list a person keeps of the most Un-Fuckable people they know.

I just heard that Eric ****** is at the top of every woman in Eastern Idaho's UF List. What a hideous bastard he must be.

by Waiting for Never November 20, 2015

grab list

A "things to do" list that someone has or may create when they have so many things to do that they can't imagine when or how they will get done. This can be a general list or specific to a particular subject or project. This list may be used to organize smaller "to do" lists or just to list random things that need to be done, sometime.

"I'm going to add looking for a gymnastics program for my daughter to my grab list. Hopefully I'll get around to that soon."

Grab List for house:
-fix patio doors
-change exterior light bulbs
-change interior light bulbs
-paint the entire interior of our 3,500 square foot house
-change the carpet and other flooring in the entire house, etc.

by kitty kat mom September 16, 2009

flick-list

Female equivalent of 'spank-bank'

Saw this SUPER hot dude earlier. Totally, going in the flick-list.

by Constipated_viking February 14, 2018

Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.

Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers

by Daffew May 27, 2016

wholesale list

Referencing the American wholesale club BJ's. A list of people who a woman would give a blowjob.

My wholesale list only has one person, but damn do I want him to rail me.

by magaroo March 5, 2022