Either the most infuriating or the most outstanding oral sex technique. A slow job is a blow job at quarter speed. If you've got a guy with his hands restrained, a slow job might just be the most fantastic genital to mouth contact he's ever had. We'll call this Scenario A. Taunting, teasing, with plenty of eye contact. That guy will be completely under the spell of the sexual partner for the entire session. Not so if the male has just simply been promised a blow job. Then a slow job is tedious, and will make the blowee hate the blower a little bit and either wish they'd hurry the fuck up or pack it in altogether. Scenario B sure sucks, but not in a good way.
Can have consequences, such as spontaneous grabbing of the head and savage thrusting into the mouth, leading to potential teeth scraping injuries, possible gagging and dirty looks exchanged for weeks to come. However, the male should remain blameless for his reaction, as inexpert slow jobs are a form of torture, and not all men are trained to deal with that.
Slow jobs should only be attempted by those capable of making scenario A a reality, or those fully prepared to accept the aforementioned consequences of Scenario B.
Can have consequences, such as spontaneous grabbing of the head and savage thrusting into the mouth, leading to potential teeth scraping injuries, possible gagging and dirty looks exchanged for weeks to come. However, the male should remain blameless for his reaction, as inexpert slow jobs are a form of torture, and not all men are trained to deal with that.
Slow jobs should only be attempted by those capable of making scenario A a reality, or those fully prepared to accept the aforementioned consequences of Scenario B.
"I had the best slow job last night. I was handcuffed to the banister and she just spent a good half an hour at least on sucking my cock. It was legendary"
"I had the worst slow job last night! She said she was going to give me a BJ, so I thought I'd have cum by the time NCIS started. But no. It went on and fucking on, and I got bored and grabbed her head to finish it quicker. She bit me and called me a prick. Worst slow job EVER"
"I had the worst slow job last night! She said she was going to give me a BJ, so I thought I'd have cum by the time NCIS started. But no. It went on and fucking on, and I got bored and grabbed her head to finish it quicker. She bit me and called me a prick. Worst slow job EVER"
by MagickDio April 19, 2010
An act where all the garbage accumulated throughout the course of a period of time is concentrated into a massive pile.
by Joseph William B May 13, 2009
(noun)
The stimulation and subsequent ejaculation of a man's penis by means of the sensual interaction between a man's penis and one or multiple guns (usually a hand gun). One may be performed upon one's self, but is usually done by the gun holder upon his/her lover. Gun jobs are more popular amongst the homosexual community due to the phallic nature of the gun, although still practiced amongst heterosexuals. Seldom referred to as a "GJ"
The stimulation and subsequent ejaculation of a man's penis by means of the sensual interaction between a man's penis and one or multiple guns (usually a hand gun). One may be performed upon one's self, but is usually done by the gun holder upon his/her lover. Gun jobs are more popular amongst the homosexual community due to the phallic nature of the gun, although still practiced amongst heterosexuals. Seldom referred to as a "GJ"
Quincy: "So I was down at the shooting range yesterday shooting my Winchester. I noticed Emma was also there. When I finished with my ammo I approached her and complimented her piece.
"That is a nice gun." I said "Shoots really well."
"That is not all it does." She said.
Then she took me into the ammo room and gave a sweet Gun Job."
Bryan: "No way."
Quincy: "Way."
"That is a nice gun." I said "Shoots really well."
"That is not all it does." She said.
Then she took me into the ammo room and gave a sweet Gun Job."
Bryan: "No way."
Quincy: "Way."
by DaxFishr March 23, 2010
by Da Big Kahuna April 07, 2008
Wheelchair Vinny got his nickname when he snitched; the boys took him out back and gave him a Brooklyn Job.
by JumbojetCaptain September 14, 2006
When you receive the wonderful gift of a head under water. The bubbles against your dick are magnificent!
by capnkev June 01, 2009
when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017