bean

What you would call a person that's just said or done something ridiculously stupid

Tim "If Wales is a country why can they swim"
Bob "You Bean"

by White Ghandi March 29, 2017

Bean

Someone who always wears beanies

You bought another beanie? Ugh you're such a bean..

by 1234567bananaaaa July 08, 2015

Beans

Baked Beans...Heinez

"beans beans, good for your heart, beans beans, make you fart" *sings*

by Alice-May + Lauren August 20, 2003

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

bean

Referring to either:

a. a young male who has a vivid imagination as well as a plethora of indulgences
b. the clit

a. Character 1: Bean!
Bean: Bean bada Bean
Character 2: Bean you tryin to get drunk
Bean: cout

b. Female: OOOOhhhh flick my bean

by JKunz June 22, 2006

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

Simp bean

The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN

Like a good simp, SIMP bean is there

by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020