The once a year event where you go to Walmart or Best Buy to get a new TV while you avoid being trampled by 100 morons. So it's basically the bloodbath from the Hunger Games or the Shopping Purge.
Darren: KYLE WAKE UP, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?
Kyle: Darren... Why do you want me to sacrifice my life just to get a printer?
by Chuli-P April 22, 2023
The day before friday or the weekend, almost always Thursday. In rare cases can be used for wednesday when a person has friday off.
by Daunte111111 December 22, 2008
Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.
by mandingoe November 28, 2005
you may think this is the day before friday the 13th but its not mwahaha!
actually its usually just a normal day
actually its always just a normal day
actually its usually just a normal day
actually its always just a normal day
by scrotum head faithful October 31, 2004
by monkeyfridaycreator August 20, 2011
should be renamed "black eye friday" due to the fact that thousands of americans forget the spirit of the holiday season by trampling ppl and giving black eyes while buyin stupid gifts that you didnt even mean to buy from stores who purposely hold sales the same day as everybody else.
yet another example of how greedy americans are.
yet another example of how greedy americans are.
a word of advice: there is this wonderous object called a "computer" and an even more wonderful thing called "the internet". you can do all of your holiday shopping online and the best thing is is that if you order over 100$, shippings free! follow these tips and you will save yourself a pint of blood on each black friday.
by gunslingergirlvy_s_e November 26, 2005
1)n. A day that is said to be cursed. This day is said to be cursed because it is associated with the number 13, said to be unlucky. While any day that takes place on the 13th day of a month can be unlucky, Friday is chosen as the unlucky day because the superstistious people who believe in the nonsenical legend of Friday the 13th in the first place wanted so badly to screw up the second best day of the week.
This day, for some, can be like any other day, and for others might turn out better than other normal days. Any unlucky occurences that occur on this day are entirely coincidential.
2)n. A friday like any other, it just happens to fall on the 13th of the month.
3)n. The title of a film that is a reference to the above mentioned day and the bad luck it brings. This film was released in 1980 and is an early film in the slasher genre. In this film the mother of a boy who drowned while swimming at Camp Crystal Lake goes on a killing spree on her sons birthday, which falls on Friday the 13th
This day, for some, can be like any other day, and for others might turn out better than other normal days. Any unlucky occurences that occur on this day are entirely coincidential.
2)n. A friday like any other, it just happens to fall on the 13th of the month.
3)n. The title of a film that is a reference to the above mentioned day and the bad luck it brings. This film was released in 1980 and is an early film in the slasher genre. In this film the mother of a boy who drowned while swimming at Camp Crystal Lake goes on a killing spree on her sons birthday, which falls on Friday the 13th
1.today is Friday the 13th. we will all experience bad luck today.
2. have you ever seen friday the 13th?
2. have you ever seen friday the 13th?
by eric optimus prime cartman January 13, 2012