Something that everybody needs and deserves and not many get one exactly as they want. On a real vacation (and not just time off, see staycation), you get to travel, you can drink/smoke/get high as much as you want, you can spend however you want, eat whatever you want, sleep as much as you want, essentially you're free and you don't have to take shit from anybody. It's really, really nice to be granted with a vacation. If you ever get one, please, for the love of God, take advantage of it and fully appreciate it, because they are rare and they don't come often (for some never at all).
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I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?
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Jim: "Did you see 'Natalie's Outlet?' That Japan trip she went on."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
John: "Yeah. It was a suspicious vacation."
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