The phrase hood me is used when you wish for somebody to raise the hood on your outfit. The first known use of this phrase was during the recording of the Twi Shorts face reveal, where people requested to have their hood raised up on their squid game soldier outfits. They required aid because the Squid Game masks made it hard for them to raise their hoods themselves.
by Twi Shorts December 27, 2021
John: "Hey, what happened to Kitty last night? One minute she was dancing on the bar, then all of the sudden she was gone!"
Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."
Kolleen: "We were wondering the same thing until we cut out of there and found her passed-out on the car...she was just taking a hood nap."
by sfdave October 05, 2009
by Traverse May 06, 2006
Have you ever heard of hood irony kid? I bet not since you clearly don't follow top tear Instagram meme pages such as Daquan, Worldstar Hiphop, Grandayy, Dolan Dark, Etc. You fucking disgust me in a way that I can not even describe. Only true memers know the true dankness and pure humor fantastically and masterfully hidden in irony and hood irony. Impact font, farts, poop, the n-word, all hilarious, clever, and quirky things that your beta mind will probably never even begin to try to understand the pure dankness of. I truly hate people of your kind, beta cuck normies, kek. Fuck off normie.
hood irony cuh
by chill.bruh.funny.hood.vines February 21, 2019
A condition caused by smoking too much crack and walking around the hood for a week, sleeping on floors/decks/wherever you crash and never taking off your shoes. Then at the end of the week taking off your shoes to find each foot has become one giant blister.
by courtylol January 22, 2008
Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
by Frosty Dice 2 electric boogalo October 08, 2021