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by halalbe September 27, 2017
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"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."
"How do you know that Jim Bob?"
"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
"How do you know that Jim Bob?"
"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013
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When he kept insisting the Earth is flat, I just smiled and walked away. Let the deer say the grass is blue.
by Madhushree May 12, 2025
Get the Let the deer say the grass is bluemug. by afroninja069 September 21, 2016
Get the Wisconsin Deer Antlermug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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